Wednesday, June 10, 2009

END DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

In case u missed it

Subhan allaaah! ya3ni britain doesn't censor shows like queer as folk and R-rated movies, but they want to censor this ad???

because "it may be too shocking for viewers''. Well i think its the best thing that happened to the domestic violence campaign.


Monday, June 1, 2009

Lisa Hannigan


Ever since my finals started i was completely stressed out...until i heard her voice. smooth, ethereal, and just beautiful. Lisa Hannigan ladies and gentlemen is an irish folk singer. If you are fans of Damien Rice you might know her as well. She was in his band and they used to sing together until she decided to make her own album and THANK GOD for that. I just love her songs. She performed her song "i dont know" in a tiny room in a pub and uploaded it to youtube, where the talk show host Stephen colbert saw her and invited her to his show(which he only does a few). On her blog, instead of writing about rumours about her she writes food recipes. Completely down to earth but has something about her that make men around her fall in love with her.

Her album Sea Sew...Check it out! her songs are quirky, cute, fun, and romantic.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

malee 5ilg!!


FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!!!! :''(

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Nigga, please!


Ok badish bilsalfa seeeeda! Me and my friend (lets call her casper) were sitting at a table bil jam3a ma3a this other girl. oo casper was talking about something i cant remember...OOO OO! about double standards bil kuwait between Men and women. And she said:


" May9eer a guy yikalim wa7da oo ba3dain yi6ig i5ta lama yadree ina ihya tkalim ba3ad..nigga please!"


Personally i found it funny oo i laughed my arse off! The funny thing abt it ina shes reaaaally white( hence the name) oo she was acting like an African-AMERICAN. any hoo the other girl went BEZERK!!


" dont say that word! Umbay 7aram! They suffered for hundreds of years and you cant say that about them!!!...no...no...no*rocks back and forth*"


i was like


"dude i7na bil kuwait! ma 3indina niggers chill!..3indina black people. oo btw mo I7NA ILI 3ATHABNAHON FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS!"

"i7na ili bidaina il slave trade!"


"oo i7na we finished it!"


"oo kilmat nigger was used by american slave owners towards black slaves. Kilmat nigger doesnt mean anything hnee!!! WE never use it as a curse word! 3ayal laish il black people say it to each other!...its all about CONTEXT!!!:

"NO YOU ARE A RACIST! YOU DONT HAVE...(and i quote) SUFFICENT EVIDENCE TO BACK UP YOUR ARGUMENT!"

"shisalfa i7na ga3deen ib courtroom wila shino?"


" You cant just say that about African-Americans!"


"ahaaaaaaaaaa! gilteeha!!! african-AMERICANS! i7na bil kuwait 7abeebti! hnee yisamoonhom african-KUWAITIS...IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT!"

"Its the same thing!!"


"No its not I HAVE black kuwaiti relatives ba3ad! 5ALAT OMI IS BLACK!"

"i have black friends!"


"americans?"

"YA!"

"Lama trafjeen kuwaiteen ta3alay kalmeeni! oo mo il americanized kuwaitis! ili REAL KUWAITIS! ili asameehom RGAYA WILA Z3AIFREEN(i kid you not)...MO SHANIQUA OO BEYONCE OO MADRI MINO!"

NARFIZATNEEEE!!!

Monday, May 4, 2009

7asafa


7araaam wallah 7araaam! just when i thought we found the perfect woman tdish majlis il oma. I dont know if you heard bs the liberal aseel il 3awa6'i galat in a video on youtube that il 7ijab mo far6' and was meant for only zawjat il rasool.

Kaifich??

Ya 7lailha taftee! il sheikhah aseel 6la3at tsawi fatwat!



il 2aya fil 8or2an


" ( وَقُلْ لِلْمُؤْمِنَاتِ يَغْضُضْنَ مِنْ أَبْصَارِهِنَّ وَيَحْفَظْنَ فُرُوجَهُنَّ وَلا يُبْدِينَ زِينَتَهُنَّ إِلا مَا ظَهَرَ مِنْهَا وَلْيَضْرِبْنَ بِخُمُرِهِنَّ عَلَى جُيُوبِهِنَّ وَلا يُبْدِينَ زِينَتَهُنَّ إِلا لِبُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ آبَائِهِنَّ أَوْ آبَاءِ بُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ أَبْنَائِهِنَّ أَوْ أَبْنَاءِ بُعُولَتِهِنَّ أَوْ إِخْوَانِهِنَّ أَوْ بَنِي إِخْوَانِهِنَّ أَوْ بَنِي أَخَوَاتِهِنَّ أَوْ نِسَائِهِنَّ أَوْ مَا مَلَكَتْ أَيْمَانُهُنَّ أَوِ التَّابِعِينَ غَيْرِ أُولِي الأِرْبَةِ مِنَ الرِّجَالِ أَوِ الطِّفْلِ الَّذِينَ لَمْ يَظْهَرُوا عَلَى عَوْرَاتِ النِّسَاءِ وَلا يَضْرِبْنَ بِأَرْجُلِهِنَّ لِيُعْلَمَ مَا يُخْفِينَ مِنْ زِينَتِهِنَّ وَتُوبُوا إِلَى اللَّهِ جَمِيعاً أَيُّهَا الْمُؤْمِنُونَ لَعَلَّكُمْ تُفْلِحُونَ )

ya3ni so2al ya aseel...fee aw6'a7 min chithi? la oo tgool ina il mo2mineen ohma il 9a7aba. laish ya3ni intay mo mo2mina??

ana wala mara tikalamt bil siyasa. bs ihya galat hal shay in a class in KU. ya3ni she was telling banat ina il 7ijab mo far6' la talbisoona! itha intay u think that way 5aleeh 7ag nafsch mo tgoleena 7ag impressionable girls!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Babe :**


I MISS SILVER!

i miss the way we laugh (so hard that theres no sound and then faj2a...KAAAAAAAK)

i miss her smile

i miss her sarcasm

i miss lama tadgirnee but in a funny way

how she laughs at me when im angry

AND when im in pain

how she looks at me (with disgust) when i do something stupid

how she NEVER pays attention to me

and when i talk to her suddenly EVERYTHING else in the world is SOO interesting

............

wait a minute....oh my

i DONT miss her!!!

I HATE HER!











* love u girl ;***

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I need work!!



Malait min il jam3a! its getting boring! abee a'3ayir shway min il routine! and the money wouldnt hurt either ;p

EEE!! 3ala 6ari part time job!!!

when i was in highschool one of our teachers opened his own company for tutoring young children or seniors that need help in getting to the right college. innocent enough right? NNNOOOOO!

Like the gullible person that i am he asked me to work for him in the summer. bima3na mi6raaaash. All that was fine i didnt have a problem with that. at the end of each work day ana wiya nig3ad nsolif about various topics and issues. Wila faj2a i dont know how the convo changed and ended up to be a perverted confessional. Below are direct quotes from the guy:

" I sleep with sooo many women but i just cant stay with one and have a long term relationship"

.....wai3 right?...azeedkom ba3ad

"Did you know that the teacher flana begged me to have sex with her? ...god the american teachers here are so deseperate"

more?..ok

"Did you know that teacher flana is an alcoholic? and shes always the first drunk at parties?"


"Did you know that japan has the biggest porn industry?"



MORE???....

"i have a bar at home where i sell alcohol to anyone whose interested..*hint* *hint*''

WTF!!!!!

YOU PERVERT!

YOU
JARRING ILL-NURTURED LEWDSTER!




i walked out the place in a trance. Did i really just go through that?

why? why???

I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING THERAPIST! DUDE...EWWW!


Ofcourse the next day he called and i completely ignored the guy.

He called again and again and well...again.

So i called him and said,

"eeeyaaaah..you know what?, i dont think i can work for you anymore"

"why?" I KNOW RIGHT?

"well...how do i say this nicely......YOU'RE A PERVEEEEEERT!!!*CLICK*"



*btw..there are other things that he told me that i can only say to the girls. so cnt say it here sorry!

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